The Feldmans

little more of the family

2009-12-04T16:40:00.000-08:00

summer fun

2009-08-06T11:35:00.000-07:00

Not new but good

2009-01-23T14:14:00.000-08:00

YUP

2009-01-21T10:58:00.001-08:00

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutional istically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't mak e any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

YUMMY

2009-01-14T13:55:00.000-08:00

The Worst Food of 2009
Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake
2,600 calories
135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fats)
263 g sugars
1,700 mg sodium

We didn’t think anything could be worse than Baskin Robbins' 2008 bombshell, the Heath Bar Shake. After all, it had more sugar (266 grams) than 20 bowls of Froot Loops, more calories (2,310) than 11 actual Heath Bars, and more ingredients (73) than you’ll find in most chemist labs. Rather than coming to their senses and removing it from the menu, they did themselves one worse and introduced this caloric catastrophe. It’s soiled with more than a day’s worth of calories and three days worth of saturated fat, and, worst of all, usually takes less than 10 minutes to sip through a straw.

Zach's second B-Day

2008-11-24T11:27:00.000-08:00

Halloween

2008-11-03T13:52:00.000-08:00

2008-10-16T11:00:00.000-07:00

I'll keep it up..........i'll try

2008-09-29T14:56:00.000-07:00

'Bout Time!!!!

2008-09-28T17:00:00.000-07:00

Bubbles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-05-27T16:30:00.000-07:00

guess who?

2008-05-04T05:43:00.000-07:00

parenting Tip For The Day !!

2008-04-13T14:26:00.000-07:00

Just having fun

2008-04-08T14:53:00.000-07:00

Zach's first haircut

2008-04-02T05:23:00.000-07:00

i know its' been too long

2008-04-01T09:44:00.000-07:00

parenting Tip For The Day !!

2008-02-26T14:55:00.000-08:00

Parenting Tip For The Day !!

2008-02-13T08:49:00.000-08:00

Baby Time out

2008-02-12T07:23:00.000-08:00

guess who?

2008-02-02T08:13:00.000-08:00

Christmas...better late than never

2008-01-17T05:49:00.000-08:00

buffalo at its best

2008-01-08T07:19:00.000-08:00

I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!!

2007-12-27T09:45:00.000-08:00

more b-day weekend photos

2007-11-27T11:56:00.000-08:00

zach's b-day

2007-11-21T09:23:00.000-08:00

2007-11-15T12:09:00.000-08:00

What's goin' on in here?

2007-10-31T06:59:00.000-07:00

He's a walkin!!!!!

2007-10-24T13:45:00.000-07:00

Having fun with Cheerios

2007-10-16T07:34:00.000-07:00

baby in the sink

2007-10-15T11:03:00.000-07:00

Molly Too Is Getting Big

2007-10-12T09:48:00.000-07:00

Such A Big Boy

2007-10-11T06:44:00.000-07:00

all baby all the time

2007-10-09T12:48:00.001-07:00

more stuff

2007-09-25T13:02:00.000-07:00

Zach and our new Puppy Molly

2007-09-19T04:55:00.001-07:00

He'll be walkin' soon

2007-09-12T11:02:00.001-07:00

Life is Good

2007-08-31T07:15:00.000-07:00

My new car, Our new house, Things are going Great!

Gluttton for punishment

2007-08-23T07:19:00.000-07:00

I Know I Know, i'm crazy to get a puppy........i have a baby i have to chase around all day. But screw it I want a Dog! I got a fenced in backyard, a whole house for her to run around in. And all day 5 days a week to train her. I'm on it, i can handle it!......i hope EHEHEHEHEHEHEH

mom

dad

the pups........i get to choose one

Baby Z's first ice cream cone

2007-08-19T15:11:00.000-07:00

More to come

2007-08-17T09:33:00.000-07:00

The Erie Fair was so much Fun ! !

Sorry

2007-08-10T12:03:00.000-07:00

My Bad on the delay of new postings. Things have been crazy here. You know, buying and moving into a new house.......not easy! So, i promise i'll update the blog real soon. Till then hang in there, and keep on checkin' in THX

Go Zach Go

2007-07-12T08:28:00.001-07:00

oldies but goodies

2007-07-10T14:22:00.000-07:00

He'll be walkin' soon

2007-07-09T11:46:00.000-07:00

WE GOT THE HOUSE

2007-06-25T05:09:00.000-07:00

If all goes well we'll be in by August!!!

"Hopefully our House"

2007-06-24T08:56:00.000-07:00

Everyone keep your fingers crossed for us. We just put a bid down on this house, and if all goes well.................We'll be in by August.

zach

2007-06-24T08:30:00.001-07:00

My Buffalo

2007-06-19T14:44:00.000-07:00

ZACH............

2007-06-18T17:06:00.000-07:00

who is This KID?

2007-06-05T14:59:00.000-07:00

baby gigglin'

2007-05-16T09:00:00.001-07:00

new photos

2007-05-14T06:00:00.000-07:00

Goodbye Brooklyn

guess who

2007-04-26T13:50:00.000-07:00

more you know who

2007-04-23T10:23:00.000-07:00

Zach Zach Zach Oh how he has grown

2007-04-18T08:19:00.000-07:00

the Z-man

2007-03-22T10:03:00.000-07:00

more baby

2007-02-26T09:46:00.000-08:00

2007-02-20T12:37:00.000-08:00

Photos

2007-02-19T09:41:00.000-08:00

Zachary Michael Feldman

2007-01-16T07:32:00.000-08:00

Drowning you all in photos again

2006-12-04T07:28:00.000-08:00

Zach is doing GREAT! He actually gained a half a pound this week. Can you believe that newborns are supposed to gain an ounce a day. WOW!

More Zach

2006-11-26T06:04:00.000-08:00

i'm just going to keep posting baby photos for awhile. Sorry

Baby Zachary has made it home

2006-11-24T05:12:00.000-08:00

Zach is happy, healthy, and home. At this point he's just basically sleepin', eatin', and poopin'. But he's doing great, and we're just trying to get used to the routine. He's great though and everything is Fantastic. Is he not the cutest little guy you've ever seen.

Zachary Michael Feldman

2006-11-21T18:01:00.000-08:00

He's 5 lbs. 2 oz. 17 in. long. As you all know he insisted coming a month and a half early. I don't know if you all remember, but we were hoping to have him December 19th. instead of the 24th. You know, kinda keeping our thoughts on that date. We were just hoping to have him home for the holidays. BUT, i guess we forgot to tell him DECEMBER not NOVEMBER......oooops! Well, Karie was able to skate out of having to do the full nine months, which is fine........he's happy and healthy, as is Mommy. But due to the early arrival he does have to stay at the hospital for a little longer than Mommy. Hopefully, any day now he'll be coming home. Its as if he's on lay-away, and we just haven't finished paying for him yet......eheheheh

2006-11-15T10:04:00.000-08:00

MXC

this show is awesome

Mmmmm Beer

2006-11-10T09:47:00.000-08:00

Talk About CUT AND RUN

2006-11-08T10:03:00.000-08:00

RUMSFELD is Quitting.. He's running like a chicken with his ASS on Fire. Oh MAn he is worried about being held responsible for all the mishaps that HE HAS DONE on the handling of the war. Its looking more and more like the democrats are gong to take Both the House and the Senate. Looks like Impeachment could be a possibility for Bush. So the secretary is jumping ship. Its' always the smartest rat to jump a sinking ship first.

America Votes

2006-11-08T07:51:00.000-08:00

Bush is not pleaesed at all.

Only 36% of eligable americans went out and voted yesterday. That number is very disapointing and excellent at the same time. Disapointing in the aspect everyone should vote. And it was good because it seemed the white evangelical's stayed home. Which for the past 6 years has been the republican power house. Anyway.....we won the HOUSE, and still have the chance to win the Senate. Lets hope this shift of power wll reinstate the Checks-and-Balances of this white house. Bush needs a good tug on that leash.

Tim Burton poetry and stories

2006-11-03T08:48:00.000-08:00

"JAMES"

Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier that year.

for your next vacation

2006-11-01T07:56:00.000-08:00

The leader of Iran is offering any travel agent $20 per american or european for a vacation package to Iran. The leader proclaiming that Iranians don't hate americans, they just hate our government. "huh?" Sounds to me that they are triing to buy hostages. Are we even alowed to go there? I mean, we can't go and visit Cuba. You can but you have to do it through Canada or Mexico. Cuba seems alot less harmless than Iran does at this point in time. Oh-and below is just one clip I found about the rule of Iran.

Organizations such as the Ansar-e Hezbollah, an organization of hard-line vigilantes who seek to enforce their vision of appropriate revolutionary comportment upon the society, harass, beat, and intimidate those who demonstrate publicly for reform or who do not observe dress codes or other modes of correct revolutionary conduct. This includes women whose clothing does not cover the hair and all parts of the body except the hands and face, or those who wear makeup or nail polish. Ansar-e Hezbollah gangs also have been used to destroy newspaper offices and printing presses, intimidate dissident clerics, and disrupt peaceful gatherings (see Sections 2.a. and 2.b.). Ansar-e Hezbollah cells are organized throughout the country and linked to individual members of the country's leadership.

Vigilante violence includes attacking young persons considered too "un-Islamic" in their dress or activities, invading private homes, abusing unmarried couples, and disrupting concerts or other forms of popular entertainment. Authorities occasionally enter homes to remove television satellite dishes, or to disrupt private gatherings in which unmarried men and women socialize, or where alcohol, mixed dancing, or other forbidden activities are offered or take place. For example, more than 1,000 satellite dishes were confiscated after the October soccer riots, according to press reports (see Section 2.a. and 2.b.). Enforcement appears to be arbitrary, varying widely with the political climate and the individuals involved. Authorities reportedly can be bribed in some of these circumstances.

typical scare tactic.

2006-10-27T09:11:00.000-07:00

Security up after al Qaeda threat to oil

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- Coalition naval forces in the Gulf are on watch for possible terror threats to oil facilities in Saudi Arabia and Bahrain, a British navy official said Friday.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the press, said an al Qaeda threat last month to target Gulf oil terminals had resulted in stepped-up security and vigilance at Saudi Arabia's Ras Tanura terminal, as well as a refinery in Bahrain.

How typical is this. We have an election coming up that Bush is scared of loosing. So he puts up an alert, with no specific threat. And they said that the threat was given over a month ago. Yet it only was announced to the public two weeks before an election. Maybe i'm ranting, maybe this is a bit consperacy theory. But Bush........i just have trouble believing what he says.

Halloween

2006-10-25T09:37:00.000-07:00

Here's our pumpkins from the carving party i went to on Sat. What a great time that was.

2006-10-24T09:19:00.000-07:00

Throwing-up contest - Family Guy

I Know I Know it's low-brow, but this one really made me laugh

art show V

2006-10-21T08:56:00.000-07:00

Just some more of my MOJO

Mmmm Pablo

2006-10-16T10:08:00.000-07:00

Boy do i miss Pablo...........
This was a summer a couple years ago, before we had A/C. So what Karie and I did was buy a Kiddy pool to fill up to stay cool. Well, Pablo was pretty hot too so we just couldn't keep him out of the pool. But everytime he would get in and lay down, he'd get up and shake water all over. Come to find out the majority oof the water we were getting drenched with was coming off his tail. So we came up with the idea to put a pair of my shorts on him to keep down the spray when he shakes.......it actually worked. And Boy Does He Look Cute Or What.

let it snow let it snow let it snow

2006-10-13T08:17:00.000-07:00

Adjust font size:

BUFFALO, New York (AP) -- A rare early October snowstorm left parts of the Great Lakes and Midwest blanketed with 2 feet of snow Friday morning, prompting widespread blackouts, closing schools and halting traffic.

By early Friday, 14 inches of snow had been recorded at the Buffalo Niagara International Airport, with reports of 2 feet elsewhere, said Tom Paone, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service. The snowfall was expected to continue throughout the morning, he said.

The snow downed scores of tree limbs and toppled power lines, leaving more than 220,000 customers without electricity in western New York. (Watch for scenes of the damage and boot-covering snow -- 1:06)

On Thursday, 8.3 inches of heavy snow set the record for the "snowiest" October day in Buffalo in the 137-year history of the weather service, said meteorologist Tom Niziol. The previous record of 6 inches was set October 31, 1917.

north korea

2006-10-11T09:55:00.000-07:00

North Korea tests a Nuclear Bomb. Yet sales of its weapons have already taken place. With an exclusive photo taken in the outskirts of Long island by me with my on location reporter Tony Morales. Pindar vineyards, the next nuclear power on the axis of evil. With their high sales of their toxic wine, finances allowed them to purchase this thermo-nuclear trans continental missile. What is next for the new world power Pindar Vineyard?

Ramadan No No's

2006-10-05T08:56:00.000-07:00

"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.
Not only can i not understand how one masterbates but doesn't intend too...........but what fun is it to do it and not discharge lol

Giant Girl Doll

2006-10-05T07:39:00.000-07:00


this has gotta be one of the coolest, scariest, creepiest thing i have ever seen...

2006-10-05T00:02:00.000-07:00

elmo

this thing cracks me up

Fiction Politics

2006-09-30T09:33:00.000-07:00

Foley 'not honest' about teen e-mails, colleague says
Rep. Mark Foley "was not honest about his conduct," according to Rep. John Shimkus, R-Illinois, the chairman of the House Page Board, referring to an e-mail exchange between the former congressman and a teenage male page. Foley resigned on Friday.
Is there an honest republican in the country? The republican party knew about this guy's e-mails to a 16 year old boy, which if i may say was sexually explicit, for close to 11 months. How can anyone let this slide? Didn't they learn anything from the Catholic Church. Just sweeping this kind of stuff under the rug ALWAYS COMES OUT.

brooklyn nature

2006-09-28T11:25:00.000-07:00

can you spot the ant

More issues

2006-09-25T09:48:00.000-07:00

• Classified report says Iraq war has increased terrorist threat to U.S.
• White House: news reports "not representative" of complete document
• Document is first formal report of National Intelligence Estimate
• Violence in Iraq Sunday killed nine Iraqis, two U.S. Marines
Adjust font size:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- A classified intelligence report concludes that the Iraq war has worsened the terrorist threat to the United States, U.S. officials told CNN Sunday.

Some intelligence officials have said as much in the past, but the newly revealed document is the first formal report on global trends in terrorism by the National Intelligence Estimate, which is put out by the National Intelligence Council.

smokes

2006-09-16T09:14:00.000-07:00

WOW, their pretty serious over there in Europe. Yes, what they say on their cigarettes is true, but Wow.

our leader

2006-09-14T10:16:00.000-07:00

Bush is in talks with congress to make his Domestic wire-tapping legal, and writing it into law. Now, doesn't that mean the wire-tapping that he has done and is still doing.......ILLEGAL?

art show IV

2006-09-06T12:24:00.000-07:00

Here's a few more of my favorites.

2006-09-03T15:33:00.000-07:00

MXC

I Love this show ! Its an old Japanese game show on which they re-dub the dialog. One of the hosts of the show is actually a famous director.....Now. It amazes me that the show ran that long. If it was filmed in the U.S. there would be soooooo many lawsuits production would have been shut down. But the Japanese..........their crazy!

good meal

2006-09-02T08:36:00.000-07:00

HUH, what are the chances?

Yeah I'm back

2006-09-01T08:50:00.000-07:00

I got my computer back. It had a bit of a Burp that needed a lookin' at. I know I know its a brand new computer. So.......they just gave me a new one with all my data transfered.

Buffalo Recipe

2006-08-28T09:29:00.000-07:00

Chicken Wing Dip:

~ 4-6 boneless breasts ~ 1 bottle hot sauce (we like Franks) ~ 1 pkg cream cheese ~ 1 1/2 cups blue cheese dressing (Marie's is great, creamy and chunky) ~ 1 brick cheddar, shredded

I usually bake the chicken frozen w/ some hot sauce, covered for about 2 hours low temp. 250-275. Let cool and add other ingredients and bake for 20 min. I also add some crumbled blue before baking. Add extra hot sauce ( or a hotter brand ) for more spice!

The Beach

2006-08-27T09:23:00.000-07:00

Man, i love the Beach. Karie and I the other week went to Rockaway Beach. Its about 35 minutes from our house. Its' areally nice beach, clean, the water was warm, a few strange characters on the beach. But that just makes for good people watching.

An All Time Low

2006-08-26T10:20:00.000-07:00

“This place is not about wars or crimes, but where people come to relax and enjoy a meal,” said restaurant manager Fatima Kabani, adding that they were planning to turn the eatery’s name into a brand with more branches in Mumbai.
This is absolutely DISGUSTING. This restuarant should be forced to give all its profits to a Jewish Charity. These two are going to hell !

Uh-Oh

2006-08-26T09:27:00.000-07:00

Hurrican ERNESTO.......Chances are high of it hitting The Gulf Coast. And whats' really crazy is that it's expected to touch land on the One year anniversary of Hurrican Katrina. I really don't think New Orleans is ready for this! This could be bad People.

2006-08-25T13:10:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

I CAN'T STAND TOM CRUISE AND HIS CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

Pluto

2006-08-24T09:17:00.000-07:00

Solar system loses a planet

Leading astronomers today declared that Pluto is no longer a planet, approving new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight. The International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930.
How could they just get rid of a planet? My Very Extrordinary Mother Just Served Us Nine...........no more Pizzas.. How are we all going to remember our Solar System?

the bodies exhibit

2006-08-19T11:58:00.000-07:00

This was such a cool exhibition! ! ! ! Of course your not suppoesed to take pictures within the exhitbit. But who am I to fallow the rules. All the bodies are real, and they each seem to have the same wierd look on their face. There is another part of the show where ther fill all the veins and arteries with a polymer, then disolve all the flesh where the only thing left are colored, hardened vascular system....NEAT. I highly recomend the exhibit, its' at the south street seaport.

Buffalo goodies

2006-08-17T06:13:00.000-07:00

MMmmmm just some stuff you can eat too much of in Buffalo. Man, why can't they make wings that good here in new York!

buffalo

2006-08-11T11:00:00.000-07:00

We're off to buffalo for the week. Its the Dipirro family reunion. Mmmmmm wings, Labatts Blue, And beef on Wek

2006-08-10T09:08:00.000-07:00

Girl takes pic of herself every day for three years

Kinda Freaky isn't it.

new plot

2006-08-10T08:40:00.000-07:00

Passengers will have to remove their shoes as part of the X-ray screening process. No beverages are allowed on board, including drinks purchased at the airport. Toothpaste, perfume, shampoo, hair gel and suntan lotion are also banned.
First the shoe bomber, now a possible shampoo bomber. I really think these guys are getting smarter. It also seems the terrorists' are now home grown. They not coming from countries on the terror hot list. They are coming from the US, Canada, and England. It seems we are now creating terrorists both at home and from abroad. Scary